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Moose on the Loose

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Humorous slant on Norway and Norwegians.

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A quick guide for englishmen to better understand Norwegians.

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Police van stranded on a heavily flooded street.

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What the English get up to on a weekend.

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Traditional Morris Dancing in the UK.

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Norway's National Day - Traditional dress, marching and music.

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Norway's winning entry to Eurovison

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The UK's last winner of Eurovison was in 1997.

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Norwegians don't need a rope or ladder.

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Time laps of the Northern Lights in Alta, North Norway.

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Timelaps video of the sky in the UK...cloudy, cloudy and cloudy.

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Extreme base jumping off mountians in Norway.

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Extreme ironing - A sport only the English could make up.

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Norway's greatest ever football result? 4-2 win over Brazil.

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England's greatest football result? 5-1 win over Germany.

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Great helicopter shots of North Tyneside. Includes clips from 'Goal!' a film about NUFC.

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Norway, Oslo - Bergen, Fjords and mountains.

Create your own Northern Lights.

The magical Northern Lights have bewitched humans for centuries, and now you can create your own Aurora Borealis online against a fairytale Norwegian backdrop.

Paint the sky above a dramatic northern Norwegian coastal landscape with your mouse, or use your astrological constellation, in a palette of colour reflecting your mood, to create your own Aurora Borealis.

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Norwegians on Weather.
  • +15°C / 59°F
    This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.
  • +10°C / 50°F
    The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.
  • +5°C / 41°F
    Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
  • 0°C / 32°F
    Distilled water freezes. The water in the Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
  • -5°C / 23°F
    People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.
  • -10°C / 14°F
    The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
  • -20°C / -4°F
    The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here!
  • -30°C / -22°F
    People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
  • -40°C / -40°F
    Paris start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.
  • -50°C / -58°F
    Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
  • -70°C / -94°F
    The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.
  • -183°C / -297.4°F
    Microbes in food don't survive.
    The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
  • -273°C / -459.4°F
    ALL atom-based movent halts.
    The Norwegians start saying "Faen, it's cold outside today."
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